I haven’t seen any of the Jurrasic Park movies. Just haven’t been interested in them. Until now.
Call it news or call it rumour, but if the following information is correct, I’ll definitely be seeing my first Jurrasic Park movie next summer:
We’re told that the film is about the government who has trained dinosaurs to carry weapons and use them for battle purposes.
Dinosaurs are pretty cool on their own. But missle-launching dinosaurs are one of the Top Three Best Ideas according to a survey of 7-year-olds everywhere.
My female readers may not quite comprehend how it works, but according to Boy Math:
Dinos = 8/10 on the cool scale
Guns = 9/10 on the cool scale
Dinos x Guns = 72/10 on the cool scale
In fact, I’ve got the blueprints for Jurrasic Park IV right here: